housemonkey ([info]house_monkey) wrote,
@ 2008-03-14 17:38:00
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Less planning, more blundering
Overheard radio conversation between bus driver and dispatcher:
Driver: I've got a bird in my bus. Instructions?
Dispatcher: What kind of bird?
Driver: One with wings and it's flying around.




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[info]mcmlxxviii
2008-03-14 12:30 pm UTC (link)
Shame you didn't catch it on video. Could've been the next Bus Uncle.

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over heard in local marks and spencer
(Anonymous)
2008-03-18 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Customer " I want to return this sweater, it doesn't fit mt sister in London"
Advisor " Why doesn't she wear it some where else?! heh heh!"
Cusotomer - clearly unimpressed - " Just the money back on my card , - that will be all"
Advisor (*''-)

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